roltrader 1:17 Sun Oct 23
Missing your flight in Spain
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The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can.
Steven Allford, 51, was discovered face-down and bound to a bench between the airport's train station and the terminal building.
He had a hand bound to one end of the bench and his leg to another with cable ties. His trousers and pants had been pulled down.
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stoneman
9:53 Mon Oct 24
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One up the bum no HAM done.
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Noah
8:52 Mon Oct 24
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Ham-fisted?
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Gavros
11:31 Mon Oct 24
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Certainly no fowl play here.
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Swiss.
11:20 Mon Oct 24
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Sounds all a a bit fishy to me probably spam mailed the wrong person.
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andyd12345
11:07 Mon Oct 24
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He's obviously been shagging some Spanish bird and her bloke had found out and done him over.
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gph
10:48 Mon Oct 24
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Bloody younger generation and their weird sex
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Hammer and Pickle
10:47 Mon Oct 24
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Maybe he was trying to tuna his guitar?
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roltrader
10:45 Mon Oct 24
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I think he "topped" himself ?!!
Think about it !!
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defjam
10:44 Mon Oct 24
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So basically he was hamstrung in his efforts to get to the airport.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:34 Mon Oct 24
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This is a real tragedy - jamon people, what's the matter with you!
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Side of Ham
9:51 Mon Oct 24
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Between the train station and the terminal is the Bagette Area i believe.
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Sven Roeder
9:41 Mon Oct 24
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Ham on each buttock & knob in a tuna can .... I take it they haven't found the pickle yet?
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roltrader
2:25 Sun Oct 23
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One source said: 'There were no obvious signs of violence on his body but the position he was found in suggested foul play.'
............Really ??
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Hammer and Pickle
2:05 Sun Oct 23
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Gavros 1:49 Sun Oct 23
Genius.
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Gavros
1:57 Sun Oct 23
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Other reports suggest he was done in while on a covert operation for Hamass
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Gavros
1:49 Sun Oct 23
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This is the work of the notorious Jack the Kipper.
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Spandex Sidney
1:41 Sun Oct 23
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Won't be the last time a bloke goes away to Spain on the lash and comes back with his bollocks smelling fishy.
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Mike Oxsaw
1:36 Sun Oct 23
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Ham? I guess, then, they've already ruled out terrorist activity by the usual suspects.
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Stranded
1:35 Sun Oct 23
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It's a Sicilian message. It means Steven Allford's knob sleeps with the fishes.
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Me_And_My_Monkey
1:32 Sun Oct 23
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What are they thinking?
Stag do prank gone wrong?
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